Disclaimers…You know…The legal stuff.

On Advice:

“Thanks for visiting!

My blog is a resource guide for educational and informational purposes. (And sometimes venting about inappropriate topics such as wine smuggling
and/or individuals who wear Vibram Five Fingers to dinner parties. You know–the usual.)

To write my articles, I use my experiences, the experiences of others and various other
resources including but not limited to the wild wild web, the Encyclopedia Britannica (what? you didn’t buy the extended library collection of 1989?) and/or The Bible. (Kidding. But maybe not.) That said, my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. By visiting this site, you’re essentially signing a contract that says that you understand that I make no guarantees, and you won’t try to sue me or report me to the current presidential administration. Because that would be awkward.”

Affiliate Links

Guess what? If you click on a link that I’ve provided, it might be a link to someone who will give me a commission if you buy something from their site. That means that I might get paid if you click on that link.

And the reason why I’m telling you this is because I want to be upfront with you and because it’s illegal not to. (So, you know, the right side of the law and all.) That said, I promise to use any affiliate commissions earned for good causes: Things like reinvesting in this business to bring you even better resources and books, and quite possibly at least one Sunday trip to the zoo. Because…zoos.

Copyrights

This Website and information contain copyrighted material, trademarks, and other proprietary information. You may not modify, publish, transmit, participate in the transfer or sale of, create derivative works of, on in any way exploit, in whole or in part, any Proprietary or other Material. (Copyright law is dry – there is no way on Earth that I could make this more interesting to read.)

Privacy Policy

It is H.M. Clarke policy to respect your privacy regarding any information we may collect from you or which you may provide to us, in the circumstances set out below. Accordingly, we have developed this privacy policy in order for you to understand how we collect, use, communicate, disclose, safeguard and otherwise make use of your personally identifiable information (“Personal Data”).

We will only collect and use your Personal Data where:

– we have lawful grounds to do so, including to comply with our legal obligations;

– we are performing a contract with you for our services.

For the purposes of the EU General Data Protection Regulation ((EU) 2016/679) (“GDPR”), we, H.M. Clarke, are the “data controller”. If you have any questions about this policy or about how we use your Personal Data, please contact us via our contact details at the end of this policy.

This policy is effective as of 01 May 2018. We review our privacy practices on an ongoing basis, and as such we may change this privacy policy from time to time. Please check this page frequently to ensure you are familiar with its current content.

1. Personal Data we collect via our website hmclarkeauthor.com (the “Website”) or via a sign-up form from Facebook

Personal Data that you provide to us

We only collect Personal Data where you choose to interact with us on the Website or on Facebook in the following ways: